I Hate It When That Happens...

Day After Easter Shopping

Like any person, I love both healthy food and unhealthy food in moderation.  However, when I went to the grocery store, I was amazed at the discrepancy between different items you could buy for $10.

To be healthy and poor, or to be unhealthy and slightly less poor?  That is the question...actually, who am I trying to kid? There is no question.

Happy Day After Easter!

What I Hate About Car Shopping

Probably because I'm a woman, dealerships never take me seriously when I go looking for new cars.  This is basically what happened one time...seriously...

At least that's what I wish I had said...

Neighborhood Watch Associations

What I imagine them to be...

Our Plan Isn't Working

Our combo cable-phone-internet package is just the thing that seems too good to be true.  Although at first it seems very convenient, you find out only too soon that the cable company bit off more than it could chew.  All too often, either the cable box, the phone line, the internet, or any combination thereof, decide to not work.

I've come to the conclusion that this is all some elaborate plot on the part of the cable company...however, the goal they are trying to achieve at this point still eludes me.

   

An Anatomical Study: Guinea Pigs

As a first job, I worked at a pet store for several summers, and after hours upon hours of laborious observation, I've come to the conclusion that pets ought to have a completely different descriptive vocabulary for their actions and anatomy than human beings.

Case Study 1: Guinea Pigs